Colorado Senate

The Animal Massage Therapy lobby helped pass two crucial pieces of legislation this session. The first allowed them unfetered, unlicensed access to animals in the state and the other helped them throw the official state reptile contest to the Western Painted Turtles of Colorado, who were the undereptiles when the contest began. Beware: this unholy alliance of turtles and animal massage therapist will shortly throw their new-found weight around in Colorado.    

One of Colorado’s most conservative legislators is asking delegates to the Colorado Republican assembly to pick him as the next Republican National Committeeman to succeed outgoing RNC stand-in Bob Schaffer who is running for US Senate. The question is: why?